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When politicians offer you something for nothing, or something that sounds too good to be true, it's always worth taking a careful second look.


Malcolm Turnbull


#be true #careful #good #look #nothing

To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a family reunion. But to be surrounded by 600,000 people who make the whole world miserable is to live in Washington DC. 



Jarod Kintz


#corruption #family #family-reunion #miserable #misery

Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.



Jarod Kintz


#corruption #democrats #funny #government #humor

Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.


Jarod Kintz


#politician #politics #promises #funny

If more politicians in this country were thinking about the next generation instead of the next election, it might be better for the United States and the world.


Claude Pepper


#better #country #election #generation #instead

On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.



Jarod Kintz


#liars #lie #life #lying #men

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.


James Freeman Clarke


#generation #next #next election #politician #statesman

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.


Texas Guinan


#down #fellow #his #lay #life

Live Like a Raj Thakare and Die Like a Balasaheb Thakare.


Sagar Ugale


#life #politicians #politics #life

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #politicians #politics #funny






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