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Senator, I make it a point never to do math in public.


Paul W.


#inspirational #math #politics #humor

I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave.


Stephen Colbert


#politics #humor

Dear Bill (O'Reilly)...I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!


Roger Ebert


#politics #humor

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.


Ambrose Bierce


#politics #socialism #humor

The lesson we are indebted to Egypt for, our future generations learned that in the face of oppression silence is never golden.


Aysha Taryam


#democracy #dictators #dictatorship #egypt #philosophy

Generalization is flawed thinking only when applied to individuals. It is the most accurate way to describe the mass, the Wad. And yours is a democracy, a dictatorship of the Wad.


Trevanian


#generalizations #politics #dictatorship

It is the philosophers, theologians, and evangelists who are said to be filled with pride and bigotry due to the strong convictions that they represent. On the contrary, teachings can be either taken or dismissed; whereas voting is the only thing the average person can do to force everyone to live how they would prefer. A simple vote is among the largest yet most acceptable forms of bigotry, and that is because people play the card only when they feel that in doing so it conveniences themselves.


Criss Jami


#bigotry #convenience #convictions #evangelists #hypocrisy

Truth  is that we all need facts we cannot continue to eat only the food that is given to us. Sometimes we have to feed ourselves otherwise we set our self up for dependency on the wrong nutrition without realizing that we were being poisoned the whole time.


R. Lewis


#love #politics #power-of-words #truth #food

Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.


Laura Pedersen


#politics #relationships #sarcasm #usa #love

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.


Bill Hicks


#politics #humor






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