#lawyers

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one. ↗

— Sam Waterston

#fun #lawyers #more #play #than

I come from a profession which has suffered greatly because of the lack of civility. Lawyers treat each other poorly and it has come home to haunt them. The public will not tolerate a lack of civility. ↗

— James E. Rogers

#because #civility #come #each #greatly

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. ↗

— Will Rogers

#conscience #getting #guide #instead #lawyers

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. ↗

— Will Rogers

#die #lawyers #nothing #only #way

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers. I think we made a couple of them rich. ↗

— Gavin Rossdale

#benefit #couple #i #i think #lawsuits

As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #lawyers #politicians #politics

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business. ↗

— Washington Irving

#because #business #courts #lawyers #young

Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice. ↗

— Lin Yutang

#lawyers #liberty #many #peace #policemen

If the present Congress errs in too much talking, how can it be otherwise in a body to which the people send one hundred and fifty lawyers, whose trade it is to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour? ↗

— Thomas Jefferson

#congress #errs #everything #fifty #hour

The more lawyers there are, the more people are out there to encourage others not to go to law school. ↗

— David E. Kelley

#go #law #law school #lawyers #more