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That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other.


Christopher Darden


#consume #each #lawyers #other #possible

The trouble with law is lawyers.


Clarence Darrow


#law #lawyers #trouble

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.


Danny DeVito


#course #else #everyone #everything #got

Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big.


David Crosby


#big #companies #definitely #get #lawyers

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!


Jeff Foxworthy


#been #booth #cannon #career #cause

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.


Jon Bon Jovi


#damn #her #i #lawyers #like

Mister Rob Anybody and sundry others?" said one of the figures in a dreadful voice. "There's naebody here o' that name!" shouted Rob Anybody. "We dinna know anythin'!" "We have here a list of criminal and civil charges totaling nineteen thousand, seven hundred and sixty-three separate offenses-" "We wasna there!" yelled Rob Anybody desperately. "Isn't that right, lads?" "-including more than two thousand cases of Making an Affray, Causing a Public Nuisance, Being Found Drunk, Being Found Very Drunk, Using Offensive Language (taking into account ninety-seven cases of Using Language That Was Probably Offensive If Anyone Else Could Understand It), Committing a Breach of the Peace, Malicious Lingering-" "It's mistaken identity!" shouted Rob Anybody. "It's no' oour fault! We wuz only standing there an' someone else did it and ran awa'!" "-Grand Theft, Petty Theft, Burglary, Housebreaking, Loitering with Intent to Commit a Felony-" "We wuz misunderstood when we was wee bairns!" yelled Rob Anybody. "Ye're only picking on us 'cause we're blue! We always get blamed for everythin'! The polis hate us! We wasna even in the country!


Terry Pratchett


#lawyers #humor

The two men were greedily hunched over the table, like two wolves disputing a carcass, but their muttered speech in the echoing hall resembled more the grunting of pigs. One was less than a wolf: he was a public prosecutor. The other was more than a pig, he was a chief commissioner of police.


Jan Neruda


#police #men

We have a massive system to regulate creativity. A massive system of lawyers regulating creativity as copyright law has expanded in unrecognizable forms, going from a regulation of publishing to a regulation of copying.


Lawrence Lessig


#copyright #creativity #expanded #forms #going

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.


David Mellor


#charge #lawyers #like #ready #short-sighted






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