#lawyer

I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they're wrong. And not just admitting it; also realizing it. Most lawyers are very successful, and they think that because they're making money and people think well of them, they must be doing everything right. ↗

— Alan Dershowitz

#also #because #doing #everything #i

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off. ↗

— Bill Veeck

#almost #baseball #best #even #get

Government lawyers have a duty to disclose evidence of wrongdoing in the government. ↗

— Ken Starr

#duty #evidence #government #lawyers #wrongdoing

You may not win the Super Bowl. Your kids may not go on to be doctors and lawyers and everything may not go perfectly. That doesn't mean it was a bad plan or the wrong thing. It's just like a football season. Everything's not going to go perfect. ↗

— Tony Dungy

#bowl #doctors #everything #football #football season

Sadly the job security of lawyers has been ruined, so they are less willing to defend political defendants. ↗

— Shirin Ebadi

#defend #defendants #job #job security #lawyers

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#anyway #being #channel #channel 4 #cliff

I'm a recovering lawyer. The practice of law has changed. Every agreement is a fight. ↗

— Elizabeth Edwards

#changed #every #fight #i #law

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers. ↗

— Garry Trudeau

#caused #divorce #homelessness #lawyers #palm

Today, lawyers are attacking more; they're attacking everything. A good example is the O.J. Simpson case. ↗

— Joseph Wambaugh

#case #everything #example #good #good example

We had been working. We had a bunch of songs written and it came time to make the record, so we had our lawyer make the call to Elektra and ask for our advance. Then, we got dropped. It was actually exciting. ↗

— Gene Ween

#advance #ask #been #bunch #call