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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. ↗


— Henry J. Kaiser


#clothes #only #opportunities #problems #work

Your family should be there. Your family should always be there. What does it say about you if they aren't? ↗


— Chris Lynch


#inexcusable #reputation #support #family

Your life needs an airbag. I swear, Anastagio, you should have come equipped when you were born.” Just then Dante leaned against him, brow between his shoulder blades for a moment, so tentatively Griff held his breath. His voice was almost sheepish. “Nah. Everyone knows I was born defective. They didn’t instal you until later. ↗


— Damon Suede


#friendship

The affair seems absurdly trifling, and yet I dare call nothing trivial when I reflect that some of my most classic cases have had the least promising commencement. You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day. ↗


— Arthur Conan Doyle


#details #detection #facts #importance #sherlock-holmes

Family is family,' sighed the gondolier. 'Family is everything,' declared Marta Gasperin, bending to kiss the old man on the cheek, at which he flushed. She added mischievously, 'Family and books, of course. ↗


— Michelle Lovric


#important #family

We support President Truman's civil rights program. ↗


— Eugenie Anderson


#civil rights #president #program #rights #support

It's the rare book that's able to transport you in a way that a movie does. ↗


— Bret Easton Ellis


#book #does #movie #rare #transport

Nowadays the dynamic element is more important in chess - players more often sacrifice material to obtain dynamic compensation. ↗


— Boris Spassky


#compensation #dynamic #element #important #material

What the hell happened to your leg?" Ang asked him. Matt looked down at his shin, which was scraped and oozing and seemed to be caked in mud. "Crashed." "Crashed what?" Ang asked. "My mountain bike. We just got back." "You crashed, then what? Rolled in dirt?" He laughed. "Something like that actually. It's not a successful ride if you don't bleed." He must not have noticed the look of horror on my face, because he asked, suddenly enthusiastic, "You guys ride?"Angelo and I just looked at each other, and he seemed to realize that was a "no." "Too bad. Well, make yourselves at home. Beer's in the fridge. I have to get cleaned up. Kickoff's in ten minutes." "Football?" Angelo asked. Matt looked at his as if he had just asked if the sky was really blue. "Yeah! First game of the regular season!" We just stared blankly at him, and he just laughed and disappeared down the hall. Angelo looked at me with a smile on his face. "Four fags watchin' football. Must be pretty fuckin' cold in hell right now. ↗


— Marie Sexton


#funny #gay #matt #sports #zach

Only silly Dorothys arrive in a magical land and want to go home. You don't want to be a silly stinking Dorothy, do you? They're reviled throughout every wondrous land. Did you know the name Dorothy translates as "squandered opportunity"? ↗


— Bill Willingham


#magical-lands #squandered-opportunity #home






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