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Hey guys! Wish you were here, except not really. We're having fun. Check it out-the pyramids! -Alec and Magnus


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #postcards #magnus-bane

Dear Alec and Magnus, How are you? Everything's just fine here. Thanks for you postcard with the picture of the Taj Mahal. It looks nice. Disregard my last few postcards. I see I overdid it. To make it up to you, I'm going to redecorate Magnus's loft for free. -Izzy


Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #magnus-bane #postcards #magnus-bane

You want to stab me again, don't you?" He didn't look at all ashamed. "Think of it as testing the limits of your new abilities." I groaned. "I've created a monster." "I don't think someone who recently crawled from the grave should be throwing around labels like 'monster,'" he said, making sarcastic little air-quotes fingers. "It wasn't a grave," I sniffed. "It was a comfy four-poster.


Molly Harper


#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #monster #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs

Excellent posture is the most important personality trait in an effective salesman. It allows him to pass for a vertebrate.


Bauvard


#humor #personality #posture #salesmen #vertebrates

Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this? Too harsh?


Molly Harper


#funny #gabriel #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs

Postcards and postcolonialism are two things I advocate for people who can't afford to go on vacation.


Bauvard


#humor #postcolonialism #vacation #funny

In World War One, they called it shell shock. Second time around, they called it battle fatigue. After 'Nam, it was post-traumatic stress disorder.


Jan Karon


#post-traumatic-stress-disorder #shell-shock #vietnam-war #war #world-war-one

Dear Alec, As your best friend and parabatai, I am offended not to have been asked to be your best man at the wedding. Et tu, Brutus. -Jace Alec , he really is upset. He hasn't washed his hair in three days. -Clary


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #jace-lightwood #postcards #clary-fray

Reading a novel after reading semiotic theory was like jogging empty-handed after jogging with hand weights. What exquisite guilt she felt, wickedly enjoying narrative! Madeleine felt safe with a nineteenth century novel. There were going to be people in it. Something was going to happen to them in a place resembling the world. Then too there were lots of weddings in Wharton and Austen. There were all kinds of irresistible gloomy men.


Jeffrey Eugenides


#literary-criticism #literary-theory #narrative #nineteenth-century #novels

Modernity: we created youth without heroism, age without wisdom, and life without grandeur


Nassim Nicholas Taleb


#modernity #post-modern #post-modernism #values #values-in-life






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