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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#certain #child #comes #company #father

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#behavior #being #children #criminal #gangster

I fully appreciate the fact that George W. Bush won 49% of my district. ↗

— Jim Costa

#bush #district #fact #fully #george

I'd been to Memphis before, but we stayed out of Memphis early on in the late 70s for obvious reasons. People were very sensitive about Elvis Presley, and my stage name obviously would be provocative to some people in that area at that time. ↗

— Elvis Costello

#area #been #before #early #elvis

Since September 11, 2001, many in this nation and this Congress have a deeper appreciation for the importance of the sacrifices made by our law enforcement officers. ↗

— Jerry Costello

#congress #deeper #enforcement #importance #law

I'm a pretty convenient foil for a lot of people. ↗

— Kevin Costner

#foil #i #lot #people #pretty

Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck. ↗

— Eli Wallach

#got #hangman #having #like #neck

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse. ↗

— Kevin Costner

#barbara #between #fast #horse #i

I just got one last thing, I urge all of you, all of you, to enjoy your life, the precious moments you have. To spend each day with some laughter and some thought, to get you're emotions going. ↗

— Jim Valvano

#each #emotions #enjoy #get #going

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. ↗

— Victoria Jackson

#i #impressionist #like #live #night