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So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed out I’m going to be working.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #job #working #funny

Katz had read extensively in popular sociobiology, and his understanding of the depressive personality type and its seemingly perverse persistence in the human gene pool was that depression was successful adaptation to ceaseless pain and hardship. Pessimism, feelings of worthlessness and lack of entitlement, inability to derive satisfaction from pleasure, a tormenting awareness of the world's general crappiness: for Katz Jewish paternal forebears, who'd been driven from shtetl to shtetl by implacable anti-Semites, as for the old Angles and Saxons on his mother's side, who'd labored to grow rye and barley in the poor soils and short summers of northern Europe, feeling bad all the time and expecting the worse had been natural ways of equilibriating themselves with the lousiness of their circumstances. Few things gratified depressives, after all, more than really bad news. This obviously wasn't an optimal way to live, but it had its evolutionary advantages.


Jonathan Franzen


#freedom

People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's true at all. What's cowardly is treating a man so badly that he wants to commit suicide.


Tommy Tran


#depression #mean-people #suicide #bullying

Being in the habit of saying "Thank you," of making sure that people receive attention so they know you value them, of not presuming that people will always be there--this is a good habit, regardless...make sure to give virtual and actual high-fives to those who rock and rock hard.


Sarah Wendell


#gratitude #romance #love

A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick #brick-and-blanket #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #depression

The people of the United States are one of the people I most admire in the world. The only thing I don't understand is why a country that manages to do so well cannot do better in choosing its president.


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#usa #united-states

Doing the limbo under a razor pendulum is a lot cheaper than having a caesarian in a hospital.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #pendulum #pregnancy #funny

When I see the best of myself in others, it makes a good first impression.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #projection #funny

I directed my first film. It’s about the economy and it’s called “Bend Over.” It’s an hour and a half of a single continuous shot of an ass, naked and bent over.


Jarod Kintz


#economy #funny #humor #funny

I don't like cruel jokes - I've worn myself out laughing at the world. It has made me too self-deprecating to laugh at myself.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #laughter #self-deprecation #funny






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