#pregnant

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. ↗

— Isaac Asimov

#claim #computer #doctors #errors #know

The measure would set criminal penalties, the same as those that would apply if harm or death happened to the pregnant woman, for those who harm a fetus. ↗

— Ken Calvert

#criminal #criminal penalties #death #fetus #happened

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. ↗

— Ashlee Simpson

#being #being pregnant #ever #except #healthiest

Women are females and men are males. According to gynaecologists, women menstruate every month or so, while men, being male, do not menstruate or suffer during the monthly period. A women, being female, is naturally subject to monthly bleeding. When a women does not menstruate, she is pregnant. If she is pregnant, she becomes, due to pregnancy, less active for about a year. ↗

— Muammar Al-Qaddafi

#male #men #menstruate #menstruation #pregnancy

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#boy #could #get #girl #got

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed. ↗

— Dustin Hoffman

#being #carry #cheated #child #feed

All the really pretty girls get pregnant. ↗

— Mark Hoppus

#pregnant #pretty #pretty girls #really

If you want to know my story, you have to go back to the beginning. Not the beginning-beginning, but about nine months later. You see, I was born as a poor farm boy. Believe it or not, my parents were so poor that they didn’t even own a farm. Nope. Instead, they had to live in a small apartment in the city. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#born #city #farm #funny #pregnant

The reality is sobering: in the United States one in three girls will become pregnant before age 20, totaling more than 750,000 girls per year. ↗

— Jane Fonda

#become #before #more #per #pregnant

I didn't binge when I was pregnant. ↗

— Bethenny Frankel

#i #pregnant