#pregnant

Everyone says you should get a photo taken of yourself while you're pregnant. I've got a film. It'll be nice for my daughter, too, to look at one day. She was in it. ↗

— Miranda Otto

#daughter #day #everyone #film #get

When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?' ↗

— Natalie Portman

#called #dad #does #exactly #get

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. ↗

— Molly Ivins

#get #like #paranoid #pregnant #slightly

All the really pretty girls get pregnant. ↗

— Mark Hoppus

#pregnant #pretty #pretty girls #really

If you want to know my story, you have to go back to the beginning. Not the beginning-beginning, but about nine months later. You see, I was born as a poor farm boy. Believe it or not, my parents were so poor that they didn’t even own a farm. Nope. Instead, they had to live in a small apartment in the city. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#born #city #farm #funny #pregnant

The reality is sobering: in the United States one in three girls will become pregnant before age 20, totaling more than 750,000 girls per year. ↗

— Jane Fonda

#become #before #more #per #pregnant

All right, then nobody can complain if we ask pregnant women to make parachute jumps. ↗

— Muammar al-Gaddafi

#complain #jumps #make #nobody #parachute

I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight. ↗

— Jennifer Garner

#gain #gain weight #i #i wish #jeans

We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#blood #children #earth #egyptians #expecting

I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant. ↗

— Josh Lucas

#even #friends #had #i #know