#complain

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#broken heart #comfortable #complaint #heart #income

The glorious uncertainty of the law was a thing well known and complained of, by all ignorant people, but all learned gentleman considered it as its greatest excellency. ↗

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#considered #excellency #gentleman #glorious #greatest

Never explain, never complain. ↗

— Wallis Simpson

#explain #never #never complain #never explain

Here's the thing about Apple, we complain and they give us more battery life. We complain and they'll give us more stuff. Everything's beta right now. Everything's experimental. They really don't know what people want. ↗

— Sinbad

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No complaint... is more common than that of a scarcity of money. ↗

— Adam Smith

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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. ↗

— Logan P. Smith

#acquaintances #boast #complain #kinds #need

I thought that I was going to be like this earth mother. When people would complain about being pregnant, I was like, 'What are you talking about? It's incredible! Just enjoy it.' ↗

— Gwen Stefani

#being #being pregnant #complain #earth #enjoy

Listen, if my career was to end tomorrow, I would have no complaints whatsoever. ↗

— Rod Stewart

#complaints #end #i #listen #tomorrow

pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower! ↗

— John Green

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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? ↗

— Barbra Streisand

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