pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!

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Nationatlity: American
Profession: Author
Born: August 24, 1977
Age: 46
Star Sign: Libra

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