#pregnant

I'd already put on a bit of weight before I got pregnant. ↗

— Jennifer Ellison

#before #bit #got #i #pregnant

First I made a dress because I was pregnant and I wanted to be the most beautiful pregnant woman. Then I made a sweater because I wanted to have one that wasn't like anyone else's. ↗

— Sonia Rykiel

#beautiful #because #dress #else #first

I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don't get to be on TV. ↗

— Amy Poehler

#bitter end #days #end #feet #get

What did your mom say?" "She said I better not be pregnant." Janie snorts. "What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait -- you're not, are you?" "Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not have gotten the best grades in school, but I'm not stupid. You know I'm on the Pill. And his Jimmy doesn't get near me without a raincoat, yadamean? Ain't nothin' getting through my little fortress! ↗

— Lisa McMann

#dream-catcher #funny #gone #janers #janie

I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel like eating organic, grass-fed cow cud, covered with a sautéed sauce of impoverished baby vomit.
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— Jarod Kintz

#food

It was harder to get my driver's license than to get pregnant and give birth. ↗

— Julie Bowen

#driver #get #give #harder #license

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant. ↗

— Julie Bowen

#get #people #pregnant #suffer #want

I don't particularly like being pregnant. I like the baby at the end. Pregnancy is a very distant thing for me. I can't seem to believe there's really a baby there. It's such a miracle. ↗

— Mary Beth Whitehead

#being #being pregnant #believe #distant #end

Was I a perfect gastric-bypass patient? Yes. Was I a perfect gastric-bypass pregnant woman? No. I made a decision to enjoy my pregnancy... So sue me! ↗

— Carnie Wilson

#enjoy #i #made #me #patient

When someone has a weight problem when they're pregnant, they will struggle before, during and after to lose weight. ↗

— Carnie Wilson

#before #during #lose #pregnant #problem