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During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.


Conan O'Brien


#bush #debate #during #each #edwards

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.


Conan O'Brien


#bush #changed #difference #hasn #his

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.


Conan O'Brien


#book #bush #clinton #deal #get

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'


Conan O'Brien


#army #asked #bidding #cheney #competitive

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.


Carroll O'Connor


#archie #character #false #fool #good

Together with President Obama, we are moving America forward, not back.


Martin O'Malley


#back #forward #moving #obama #president

We have now under President Obama's leadership had 29 months in a row of private sector job growth. That stretch of positive private sector job growth hasn't happened since 2005. We still have a long way to go, but we are moving in the right direction.


Martin O'Malley


#go #growth #had #happened #hasn

I used some vivid language that, if I could take it back, I'd take it back. It's not my intention to be personally critical of the President or of anyone else.


Paul O'Neill


#back #could #critical #else #i

This meeting was like many of the meetings that I would go to over the course of two years. The only way I can describe it is that, well, the president is like a blind man in a roomful of deaf people. There is no discernible connection.


Paul O'Neill


#blind man #connection #course #deaf #deaf people






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