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Teachers didn't like me very much. They thought I was just this punk kid and they always wanted to kick me out.


Clea Duvall


#i #just #kick #kid #like

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.


Bruce Sterling


#became #cultural #esteemed #figure #hooked

I used to love to see Willie Pep and Ray Robinson. To me, the epitome of a great athlete is a great boxer. I just love the rhythm of seeing a man dance, slip punches. I loved the dancers and boxers. I would see them and be mesmerized.


Emanuel Steward


#boxer #boxers #dance #dancers #epitome

The long and distressing controversy over capital punishment is very unfair to anyone meditating murder.


Geoffrey Fisher


#capital #capital punishment #controversy #distressing #long

Judge the goodness of a book by the energy of the punches it has given you. I believe the greatest characteristic of genius, is, above all, force.


Gustave Flaubert


#believe #book #characteristic #energy #force

My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line.


David Mamet


#beat #fear #greatest #line #me

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.


Megan Fox


#attracted #bad-boy #band #clean-cut #club

And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. The punctuation police are everywhere!


Dorothea Benton Frank


#editors #everywhere #great #know #leaves

People need to understand that in Washington, the process is the punishment.


David Frum


#people #process #punishment #understand #washington

One is punished by the very things by which he sins.


Solomon Ibn Gabirol


#sins #things #very #which






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