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Mankind accepts good fortune as his due, but when bad occurs, he thinks it was aimed at him, done to him, a hex, a curse, a punishment by his deity for some transgression, as though his god were a petty storekeeper, counting up the day's receipts.


Sheri S. Tepper


#curse #destiny #divine-intervention #fate #fortune

A priest, who came from a land far away and wed priestess Seshat, used powerful magic for Pharaoh Tutimaeus. With his invention of a horseless chariot and magic men who blew steam, the Egyptians defeated the Hyksos warriors.” He felt his mouth quirk and a deep chuckle rolled from his belly. “Well, an Egyptian priest is a quite a step up from assistant to the conservator of the Louvre.” - As Timeless As Stone


Maeve Alpin


#steampunk #steampunk-romance #men

An essential difference between British and American punk bands can be found in their respective views of rock & roll history. The British bands took a deliberately anti-intellectual stance, refuting any awareness of, or influence from, previous exponents of the form. The New York and Cleveland bands saw themselves as self-consciously drawing on and extending an existing tradition in American rock & roll. (...) A second difference between the British and American punk scenes was their relative gestation periods. The British weekly music press was reviewing Sex Pistols shows less than three months after their cacophonous debut. Within a year of the Pistols' first performance they had a record deal, with the 'major' label EMI. Within six months of their first gigs the Damned and the Clash also secured contracts, the latter with CBS. The CBGBs scene went largely ignored by the American music industry until 1976 -- two years after the debuts of Television, the Ramones and Blondie. Even then only Television signed to an established label.


Clinton Heylin


#punk-rock #music

I work best when people are here to puncture me.


Tom Bergeron


#here #i #me #people #puncture

Punishing a person for the wrongs of another makes about as much sense as throwing up to enjoy the meal a second time.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#punishment #richelle #richelle-goodrich #unkindness #wrongs

Punishment? You don’t have any right to punish me. And I can curse. I choose not to most of the time, but don’t think it doesn’t go through my head, asshole. I was trying to give you something. I was trying to give you my body.” “That’s where you fucked up, little girl. I don’t want your body. I want your soul. I want your everything. And I definitely want your orgasms. I want them all. I’ll be a greedy bastard, savoring them and hoarding them all for myself. You wanted to give me your body? I can buy that on a street corner, sweetheart. You’re the one who’s being selfish now.” “How is it selfish to offer to have sex? I don’t understand what you want.” “First off, I want you to stop hiding yourself from me. You’re the one making this tawdry by pretending it’s dirty and not worthy of the light of day.” “I didn’t mean it that way.” “We’re going to do this my way. We tried yours and it didn’t work, so I’m taking control. I should have done it in the first place.


Lexi Blake


#bdsm #control #erotica-romance #punishment #bdsm

A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.


James Boswell


#among #conversation #excellencies #good #lively

There are several books out on punk history, but I haven't read any of them. I was there.


Greg Ginn


#books #haven #history #i #out

Celebrity is absolutely preposterous. Entertainment seems to be inflating. It used to be the punctuation to your life, a film or a novel or a play, a way of celebrating a good week or month. Now it feels as if it's all punctuation.


Hugh Laurie


#celebrating #celebrity #entertainment #feels #film

I'll think, If this is his first punch, how are the others gonna feel? That's the only fear I have for myself.


Sugar Ray Leonard


#feel #first #gonna #his #how






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