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All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice. ↗


— Joseph de Maistre


#inflicted #justice #love #much #pain

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare. ↗


— John Mayer


#disappointment #equate #even #explain #feels

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done. ↗


— John Mayer


#done #good #grammar #heart #know

I land a higher percentage of punches than any boxer in boxing. ↗


— Floyd Mayweather, Jr.


#boxer #boxing #higher #i #land

It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly. ↗


— Margaret Mead


#based #behavior #cowardly #eternal #ethical

My argument is not that I shouldn't have been punished, but that the punishment didn't fit the crime. ↗


— Kevin Mitnick


#been #crime #fit #i #punished

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. ↗


— Wilson Mizner


#clever #existence #footwork #punch #tact

My mouth has a tendency to get me into trouble, but because I'm so small and I take on people who are lager than me. If someone punched me, I'd get my drummer beat them up. ↗


— Brian Molko


#because #drummer #get #i #into

We are born knowing nothing and with much striving we learn but a little; yet all the while we are bound by laws that hearken to no plea of ignorance, and measure out their rewards and punishments with calm indifference. ↗


— Paul Elmer More


#bound #calm #hearken #ignorance #indifference

I always wanted to be a writer, but Alan Moore's work and help inspired me to write comics. In some ways the biggest influence on me writing was Punk. There was the idea that you could do something by simply doing it. ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#comics #writing-punk #inspirational






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