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There was a taboo as a result of the Holocaust that people respected that anti-Semitism was an ugly thing and should be avoided. Now that taboo seems to have been broken with impunity.


Steven T. Katz


#avoided #been #broken #holocaust #impunity

Here an attempt is made to explain suffering: the outcaste of traditional Hinduism is held to deserve his fetched fate; it is a punishment for the wrongs he did in a previous life.


Walter Kaufmann


#deserve #did #explain #fate #held

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.


Laura Kightlinger


#ceiling #eating #find #fists #i

I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched.


Greg Kinnear


#been #earth #everybody #face #happy

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.


Johnny Knoxville


#any #arm #bars #cigarettes #face

You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag.


Ed Koch


#bag #believe #good #i #i do

Homelessness is a part of our American system. There should be nothing wrong with this condition as long as the individual is not sentenced to unnecessary suffering and punishment.


Jerzy Kosinski


#condition #homelessness #individual #long #nothing

No matter that you have a PhD and have read all of Henry James twice. If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.


Lynne Truss


#punctuation #food

Even though we're not the most punk rock band, the way we've done things is pretty punk rock. Just kinda say it with a big middle finger to the record labels and do it ourselves.


Brandon Thomas


#big #done #even #finger #just

I have also seen it stated that Capital punishment is murder in its worst form. I should like to know upon what principle of human society these assertions are based and justified.


Benjamin Tucker


#assertions #based #capital #capital punishment #form






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