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I was a little self-centered gutter punk in the early 1980s and all I wanted to do was diss everybody.


Anthony Kiedis


#everybody #gutter #i #little #punk

I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer.


Eartha Kitt


#actions #am #anybody #does #else

I didn't really escape that gravity until I moved 300 miles south to go to college at 18, where authorship no longer seemed something liable to induce vengeful punishment.


David Knopfler


#college #escape #go #gravity #i

The school was prone to dishing out punishments for anything creative that didn't fit with expectation - I just followed the logic and figured the folk club was probably much the same.


David Knopfler


#club #creative #expectation #figured #fit

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.


Helen Rowland


#apple #been #consequences #disagrees #eve

We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.


Criss Jami


#attraction #conversation #curiosity #fascination #females

Oh my goodness gracious, what you can buy off the Internet in terms of overhead photography. A trained ape can know an awful lot of what is going on in this world, just by punching on his mouse, for a relatively modest cost.


Donald Rumsfeld


#awful #buy #cost #going #goodness

Yeah, well, the F-bomb - it's become as ubiquitous as the word 'like.' People just throw the word 'like' around as punctuation. And I think in a lot of everyday speech, the F-bomb has become a kind of dash or a comma.


Geoffrey Rush


#become #comma #dash #everyday #i

Punishment is the last and the least effective instrument in the hands of the legislator for the prevention of crime.


John Ruskin


#effective #hands #instrument #last #least

My dad took me to all the best rock and punk shows when I was growing up and music has always been a part of my life. So I'm very interested in the music scene and I suppose that's why I've ended up going out with musicians. Dave Pirner is still one of my best friends.


Winona Ryder


#been #best #dad #dave #ended






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