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He leaned forward and plucked something out of my hair. “What—?” He held the dead leaf before me. “Must have gotten that rolling around with Alexi in the backyard.” I blinked and looked at him. “That sounded so wrong.” He nodded, eyebrow quirked. Waiting. “I’m trying to learn a few things from your more experienced brother so I’m ready for our big event.” His expression didn’t change. “Yee-ahhh. Not any better, huh?” I laughed. Our big event could mean two vastly different things to Pietr. “Lemme just run through the other ways I could get this wrong: Alexi’s teaching me some moves. He’s trying to put the hurt on me. He was putting me into some positions I’ve never tried before.…” I snorted. I couldn’t help myself. A muscle near Pietr’s left eye twitched. “He’s teaching me to fight!” I laughed, grabbing his wrists.


Shannon Delany


#puns #change

They were all machines, he thought, just like La Mettrie had said in L'Homme Machine all those years ago. So he, Orphan, was a machine of flesh and blood, and Lucy, now, was made of something else, more complex perhaps- but they were the same and... They were in love. Sometimes that was enough.


Lavie Tidhar


#machines #steampunk #love

Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.


Dart Gray


#pun #witty #love

If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.


Kelli Jae Baeli


#pun #ufo #wordplay #love

Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.


Kelli Jae Baeli


#periods #punctuation #writing #love

Phula'n diya'n Kaliya'n, Kaliya'n diya'n Kalma'n, Kalma'n di Khushbu ch tu'n,'' ''Dil di Dhadkan, Dhadkan di Tadpan, Tadpan di chu'n ch tu'n'' ''Khuda di Ibaadat, Ibaadat di Rehmat, Rehmat di Ruh ch tu'n'' ''Bas tu'n, sirf tu'n. tu'n hi tu'n


Samar Sudha


#poetry #punjabi #love

They didn't train me to be in the ring for five and a half hours punching air. So, it was hard, I had to get some body contact in there somewhere, it was mostly body shots and stuff. I had no clue, really.


Michelle Rodriguez


#body #clue #contact #five #get

As we drew nearer we could see that the three men fishing seemed old and solemn-looking men. They sat on three chairs in the punt and watched intently their lines. And the red sunset threw a mystic light upon the waters and tinged with fire the towering woods and made a golden glory of the piled-up clouds. It was an hour of deep enchantment of ecstatic hope and longing. The little sail stood out against the purple sky the gloaming lay around us wrapping the world in rainbow shadows and behind us crept the night. We seemed like knights of some old legend sailing across some mystic lake into the unknown realm of twilight unto the great land of the sunset. We did not go into the realm of twilight we went slap into that punt where those three old men were fishing. We did not know what had happened at first because the sail shut out the view but from the nature of the language that rose up upon the evening air we gathered that we had come into the neighbourhood of human beings and that they were vexed and discontented.


Jerome K. Jerome


#punting #vexation #men

Punk is musical freedom. It's saying, doing and playing what you want. In Webster's terms, 'nirvana' means freedom from pain, suffering and the external world, and that's pretty close to my definition of Punk Rock.


Kurt Cobain


#definition #doing #external #external world #freedom

Supervillain" means never having to say you're sorry


G.D. Falksen


#inspirational #steampunk #inspirational






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