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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.


Dorothy Parker


#classic-insult #humor #ugly #beauty

These words of yours, devoid of Christ, devoid of Spirit, are colder than ice itself, so that they tarnish the beauty of your eloquence. Perhaps they were dragged out of you, poor fellow, by fear of the pontiffs and tyrants, lest you should seem altogether an atheist!


Martin Luther


#beauty

First you say I am a murderer - an agent in league against you - and now I am a deluded heartsick girl! Pray make up your mind so I can scoff at you with precision!


Gordon Dahlquist


#cheeky #insult #change

I was wrong to insult you, and not only because you are my hosts. I am afraid that I mistook kindness for weakness. My apologies. I stand - only with your aid - profoundly corrected.


Beth Fantaskey


#insult #kindess #weakness #dating

He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly." The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?" "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.


Derek Landy


#humor #humorous #insults #random #what-the-hell

Done to death by slanderous tongue


William Shakespeare


#eulogy #insults-and-slander #death

A man does not have to feel less than human to realize his sin; oppositely, he has to realize that he gets no special vindication for his sin.


Criss Jami


#confronting-problems #degrading #demeaning #equal #equality

In the far reaches of her brain a storehouse of demeaning events evidently opened a door for Extra Sensory Perception experiences to enter.


Judy Byington


#pseudoscience #experience

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.


Clarence Darrow


#death #humor #death

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.


Jasper Fforde


#insults #put-downs #humor






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