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You'd think (losing his job and degree for having made false claims as a researcher) would be a lesson to him," said Miss Hillyard. "It didn't pay, did it? Say he sacrificed his professional honour for the women and children we hear so much about -- but in the end it left him worse of." But that," said Peter, "was only because he committed the extra sin of being found out.


Dorothy L. Sayers


#dishonesty #falsification #family #financial-distress #honor

We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.


Joe Abercrombie


#forgiveness

It is unfortunate that in most cases when the sins of the father fall on the son it is because unlike God, people refuse to forgive and forget and heap past wrongs upon innocent generations.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#forgive #forgive-and-forget #forgiveness #future-generation #future-generations

To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.


Maximilien Robespierre


#cruelty #forgive #humanity #oppressors #punish

Melepaskan pengampunan bagi orang lain akan membebaskan diri Anda dan orang lain dari rasa bersalah.


Robert Siahaan


#forgiveness #pengampunan #forgiveness

The bark on the tree was just a little softer.


Louis Sachar


#character #friendship #punishment #friendship

If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.


Jarod Kintz


#late #on-time #promise #punctuality #funny

No matter how limited their powers of reason might have been. still they must have understood that living like that was just murder, a capital crime - except it was slow, day-by-day murder. The government (or humanity) could not permit capital punishment for one man, but they permitted the murder of millions a little at a time. To kill one man - that is, to subtract 50 years from the sum of all human lives - that was a crime; but to subtract from the sum of all human lives 50,000,000 years - that was not a crime! No, really, isn't it funny? This problem in moral math could be solved in half a minute by any ten-year-old Number today, but they couldn't solve it. All their Kant's together couldn't solve it (because it never occurred to one of their Kant's to construct a system of scientific ethics - that is, one based on subtraction, addition, division, and multiplication).


Yevgeny Zamyatin


#death #philosophy #death

There is no greater glory than love, nor any great punishment than jealously.


Lope de Vega


#any #glory #great #greater #jealously

Safari, so goody.


Winston Churchill


#humor #pun #humor






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