#putt

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. ↗

— Steven Wright

#clothes #escalator #girl #i #met

He looked like those paintings of baby angels - what do you call them, hubbubs? No cherubs. That's it. He looked like a cherub who'd turned middle-aged in a trailer park. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#cherub #mr-d #putto #age

I’m putty in her hands. Out of her hands, I’m more like clay.
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— Jarod Kintz

#clay #form #hands #malleable #mold

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. ↗

— Dean Martin

#drink #drive #even #putt #you