#ran

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#destruction #earthquakes #floods #funny #funny-and-random

We have some real political differences among us, but we all share the same goals: clean air and water, injury free workplaces, safe transportation systems, to name a few of the good things that can come from regulation. ↗

— Fred Thompson

#among #clean #clean air #come #differences

...and Jack, who felt like he was on the cusp of being able to read minds and thought it would be all right if Luce wrote him down for that. ("I sense that you're okay with that, am I right?" He made a gun out of his fingers and clicked his tongue.) ↗

— Lauren Kate

#torment #funny

If we care about the children, the grandchildren, the future generations, we need to make sure that they do not become the cannon fodder of the future. ↗

— Helen Thomas

#become #cannon #care #children #fodder

I think, for me anyway, music and film is where you can really transport yourself to another universe. ↗

— Teresa Palmer

#anyway #film #i #i think #me

The participation of our country in the eurozone is a guarantee for the country's monetary stability. It is a driver of financial prosperity. ↗

— Lucas Papademos

#driver #eurozone #financial #guarantee #monetary

The greatest leading man, in my opinion, will always be Cary Grant. ↗

— Joe Pantoliano

#cary #cary grant #grant #greatest #in my opinion

Delays in granting of justice very often reduce the speed with which investment could be undertaken, discouraging investors. ↗

— Lucas Papademos

#delays #discouraging #granting #investment #investors

Frankly, no one had ever asked me before. My sexuality is something I'm completely comfortable with and open about. ↗

— Anna Paquin

#asked #before #comfortable #completely #ever

We all live in a time where we're supposed to have choices and how do we wrangle that and how do we make the best choices for ourselves and our families. It has nothing to do with feminism. ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

#choices #families #feminism #how #live