#rant

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ↗

— Morey Amsterdam

#into #orders #person #restaurant #waiter

The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid. ↗

— Tommy Armour

#advise #ever #given #ignorant #most

Rarely do pens go dry in restaurants. ↗

— Nicholson Baker

#go #pens #rarely #restaurants

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. ↗

— Todd Barry

#backward #blow #five #kiss #me

The restaurants close here in Salzburg. They don't really have a nightlife in the winter time. ↗

— Cecilia Bartoli

#here #nightlife #really #restaurants #time

My mother worked in factories, worked as a domestic, worked in a restaurant, always had a second job. ↗

— Ed Bradley

#always #domestic #factories #had #job

There's only one thing that can guarantee our failure, and that's if we quit. ↗

— Craig Breedlove

#guarantee #one thing #only #our #quit

The tyrant has fallen, and Iraq is free. ↗

— George W. Bush

#free #iraq #tyrant

A woman who gives any advantage to a man may expect a lover but will sooner or later find a tyrant. ↗

— George Byron

#any #expect #find #gives #later

I've never sexually harassed anyone, and yes, I was falsely accused while I was at the National Restaurant Association. ↗

— Herman Cain

#anyone #association #falsely #harassed #i