#ration

Fingerprints are like values--you leave them all over everything you do ↗

— Elvis Presley

#inspirational #humor

...the day shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole ↗

— Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

#inspirational #humor

A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous. ↗

— Irene Hannon

#inspirational

This much I knew As soon as you feel comfortable that's when It's time to start over. ↗

— Jerry Weintraub

#inspirational

Wake me up when everything is organized. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

And I understand my sisters when they say every woman has a story that's been told a maxim of one soul, maybe less And that is why you'll never hear me call a woman slut, bitch or a dyke, No matter what she does, because I do not blame her I blame the men who have emotionally and physically raped her, I blame these corporations whose images tell them they hate her, And I put my arms on her shoulder and tell her how great to life and to God that SHE created her ↗

— Mark Gonzales

#inspirational-love #women-s-strength #inspirational

The guys can't take their eyes off Colleen... one of them... probably sees her just like I do, she's the gatekeeper to another world. ↗

— Ron Koertge

#infatuation #puppy-love #teenage-life #young-adult #life

You can avoid reality, but you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. ↗

— Ayn Rand

#humor

We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know. ↗

— W.H. Auden

#inspirational #humor

Better to be a first-class matchbox than a second-class match. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#inspirational #humor