#ration

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#inspirational #self-discovery #humor

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually - from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #humor #inspirational #the-doctor #time-travel

I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts. ↗

— Penn Jillette

#inspirational #nuts #weirdos #humor

Delk shifted in his chair, the arrow point never wavering. "What do you want?" "Oh, the usual.World peace, a pair of Christian Louboton heels, a perfect wedding. ↗

— MaryJanice Davidson

#inspirational #motivating #humor

You go Picasso! ↗

— Sarah Weeks

#humor-inspirational #humor

No one is born a dancer. You have to want it more than anything. ↗

— Mikhail Baryshnikov

#humor #inspirational #humor

It's never too late to start over! ↗

— Lynne Gentry

#inspirational #starting-over #widows #women-s-fiction #humor

The paths to mountain peaks are ever rugged, but men reach the summits. ↗

— Percy James Brebner

#inspirational

You can't make footprints in the sand of time if you're sitting on your butt, and who wants to make buttprints in the sand of time? ↗

— Bob Moawad

#humor #inspirational #time #humor

Here lies one who knew how to get around him men who were cleverer than himself ↗

— Andrew Carnegie

#inspirational #humor