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Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday clothes and goes door-to-door on days so hot their high heels sink a half-inch into the pavement. The trick is to do all the talking yourself. Pretty soon, they'll look at their watches and say, 'Speaking of end times, wouldja look at what time it is now!


Celia Rivenbark


#religion #humor

Are there any religions on your list that include the slaughter of noblemen as a holy duty?


Brandon Sanderson


#humor #religion #humor

Any civilization where the main symbol of religious veneration is a tool of execution is a bad place to have children.


Charles Stross


#humor #religion #humor

The Reformer is always right about what's wrong. However, he's often wrong about what is right.


G.K. Chesterton


#christianity #humor #protestantism #reformation #religion

He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father." He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples." He nice, the Jesus.


David Sedaris


#religion #humor

I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I sure in hell try to cross it as often as I can.


J. Golden Kimball


#religion #humor

I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.


John R. Lindensmith


#literature #religion #humor

And so will I here state just plainly and briefly that I accept God. But I must point out one thing: if God does exist and really created the world, as we well know, he created it according to the principles of Euclidean geometry and made the human brain capable of grasping only three dimensions of space. Yet there have been and still are mathematicians and philosophers-among them some of the most outstanding-who doubt that the whole universe or, to put it more generally, all existence was created to fit Euclidean geometry; they even dare to conceive that two parallel lines that, according to Euclid, never do meet on earth do, in fact, meet somewhere in infinity. And so my dear boy, I’ve decided that I am incapable of understanding of even that much, I cannot possibly understand about God.


Fyodor Dostoyevsky


#religion #religion

John Hodgson can describe Richard Dawkins's atheism as vacuous only because 'atheist' is a term which non-believers use purely as a polemical convenience when we have to define concisely what we don't believe [...]. No atheist is principally that. What we'd want to call ourselves is humanist or materialist, or biologist or linguist, or for that matter socialist, because one or more of these, or something else again, is what we do and think and are. We have 'purely and simply finished with God', to adapt a phrase of Engels's.


David Craig


#atheists #biologists #friedrich-engels #god #humanists

The abiding western dominology can with religion sanction identify anything dark, profound, or fluid with a revolting chaos, an evil to be mastered, a nothing to be ignored. 'God had made us master organizers of the world to establish system where chaos reigns. He has made us adept in government that we may administer government among savages and senile peoples.' From the vantage point of the colonizing episteme, the evil is always disorder rather than unjust order; anarchy rather than control, darkness rather than pallor. To plead otherwise is to write 'carte blanche for chaos.' Yet those who wear the mark of chaos, the skins of darkness, the genders of unspeakable openings -- those Others of Order keep finding voice. But they continue to be muted by the bellowing of the dominant discourse.


Catherine Keller


#colonialism #feminism #history #nature #oppression






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