#ren

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting. ↗

— David Chuka

#humor #jokes #monsters #life

Three years? That's a thousand tomorrows, ma'am. ↗

— Karen Kingsbury

#bull-rider #cf #grief #horses #karen

My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#cleaver #dysfunctional #june #like #nothing

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be exchanged for Israeli expansion into the West Bank to include most of East Jerusalem. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#bank #could #current #demographic #east

To say "I love you" one must know first how to say the "I". ↗

— Ayn Rand

#self-awareness #love

It is not true that "love is not love which alters when it alteration finds." Love alters all the time; it is fluid, in perceptual flux, an evolving business across a lifetime. ↗

— Andrew Solomon

#parenthood #business

Don't even think about it." "Well, when can I walk by myself?" "When you get your driver's license." "You always, always say that." Dillie scowled at him. "That's when everything happens." "It's going to be a busy day," Phin agreed. ↗

— Jennifer Crusie

#parenting #business

Every day we’re given opportunities, some of us see them and some are too busy to notice. ↗

— Rachael Bermingham

#inspirational-quotes #motivational-quotes #opportunity #business

Give me a strong back, over a soft heart. ↗

— Connie Brockway

#love #strength #love

Sweet serenity; the love and magic of two souls forever intertwined ↗

— Debbie Nicholson

#magic #serenity #love