#report

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. ↗

— Ilie Nastase

#card #credit #credit card #haven #i

Cuvier had preceded Lamarck in specifying the kinds and degrees of variation, which his own observations and critical judgment of the reports of others led him to admit. ↗

— Richard Owen

#critical #degrees #had #him #his

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron. ↗

— Joe Pantoliano

#being #i #investigator #ny #oxymoron

It's interesting to wake up at 3 in the morning by someone saying they're a reporter and they want to know how you feel. I felt fine, but I said, 'Well, why do you ask?' ↗

— Saul Perlmutter

#feel #felt #fine #how #i

Written reports stifle creativity. ↗

— Ross Perot

#reports #stifle #written

The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive. ↗

— Dan Quayle

#benefit #directly #going #him #i

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ↗

— Will Rogers

#facts #government #i #jokes #just

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#only #other #people #politicians #reporters

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#few #first #first thing #old #phone

As the GAO report recognizes, the long-term health of our forests relies on additional fuel reduction options and funding to reduce the risks that catastrophic fire poses to our nation's ecosystems, communities and federal budgetary resources. ↗

— Greg Walden

#budgetary #catastrophic #communities #ecosystems #federal