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A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be what they wrap you up in after they kill you because you’ve seen too much. ↗

— Amy Summers

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A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to instill patience in a pupil. Not a pupil as in part of an iris, but a pupil as in student. Seems a bit silly to try to teach eyes patience, because they enjoy staring at a blank screen every night while their surrounding body is prone to lying prone in bed for eight hours. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously, it was a little nap. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow hiss on giraffe shaft stroke a local bloke bludgeon Armageddon—not my arm, Sorry, I think I just had a stroke.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinking, if we fill Fort Knox with bricks, where will we keep all the gold that’s kept there? I still need to get precise measurements, and move all my clothes, but I think it’d be a good idea to store the gold in my closet.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.
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— Jarod Kintz

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