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A brick could be used to revive the spiritual movement in America. But are we as a people willing to accept the unacceptable into our lives? Sadly, I’m afraid I’m crying at the answer, which I know to be unknowable. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're like an ant.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think about it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and Republican Presidential candidates. People will say, Vote for the brick on the left, or, The brick on the right is better. But do not be deceived—they're both the same, and they're both bricks.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door policy, I had all the walls knocked down. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace? 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions match up, you have a structure people could live in. It's a lot to live up to, and a lot to live in.
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— Jarod Kintz

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