#reynolds

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#burt #burt reynolds #his #i #me

General Reynolds immediately found himself engaged with a force which greatly outnumbered his own, and had scarcely made his dispositions for the action when he fell, mortally wounded, at the head of his advance. ↗

— Edward Everett

#advance #dispositions #engaged #fell #force

The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Understanding may by Thieving from Others become a Mich Angelo. ↗

— William Blake

#art-feuds #blake #humor #reynolds #snark

Somebody with Debbie Reynolds' features doesn't get cast as the Wicked Witch. ↗

— Alan Rickman

#debbie #features #get #reynolds #somebody