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A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and endurance. Those very same ropes could be used to tie me to my bed, to keep me from falling asleep.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be carried to the beach. You can bring your laptop or tablet and work from anywhere in the world, but when you get that brick in the sand, you’re symbolically saying, “This is my building—and my office has the best possible view.”



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to help stop people talking with their hands too much. Next time they flail and flip their hands around, take out your brick and rap them on their knuckles with it.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used for good, or for evil. The Brick of Creation, or the Brick of Destruction. While you’re deep in thought, contemplating which one you’d rather use, I’ll be over there looting your house.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as symbolism, in a ceremony where a person lays a brick on the ground, which would represent the first step on the path to enlightenment. I’ve been down that path before. In fact, around the third bend I opened up a lemonade stand/urinal. Whether you’re thirsty, or you’ve got to pee, please, stop by.



Jarod Kintz


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I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.


Nicole McKay


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HUGH: …I was hit by a man driving a Japanese car. JESSICA: The scoundrel! How dare he not buy American.


Bauvard


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