#roma

I know the drill, Clark. But I'll be gone for four years. Will you just hold me tonight? Just spooning, no forking. ↗

— Cardeno C.

#m-m-romance #humor

People complain because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses because I have finally learned not to pick them the next time around. ↗

— Shannon L. Alder

#love #relationships #romance #friendship

Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass. ↗

— M.A. George

#kiss-my-ass #paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #humor

Having realized that her affection for Sinclair went far beyond friendship, there was only one thing for her to do. She took off her hat and banged her head against the nearest lamppost. Also realizing she was drawing attention from passerby, she put her hat back on and resumed walking. ↗

— Shirley Karr

#romance #shirley-karr #friendship

Poppy: What makes you think I'm having dinner with you? Jake: Because you can't sit in your room and eat ice cream and chips two nights in a row. You'll get scurvy. You need vitamin C. ↗

— Sarah Mayberry

#humor #romance #humor

What happens next?" she whispered. Connor turned to her and smiled faintly. Always a question, that was Rebecca. There's more?" he said in mock wonderment Rebecca dimpled. You know very well there is more." Tell me all about it," he encouraged. In Papa's book—" Tell me all about it without mentioning your papa. ↗

— Julie Anne Long

#romance #humor

I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute. ↗

— J.M. Colail

#humor #lgbt #relationship #humor

I hug him tightly. “I can’t imagine my life without you, Christian. I love you so much it frightens me.” “Me, too,” he breathes. “My life would be empty without you. I love you so much. ↗

— E.L. James

#love #romance #imagination

What other thing, Eve?" "I love you. Sometimes it makes my stomach hurt, but I kind of like it. Tired now, come to bed. Love you. ↗

— J.D. Robb

#death

I can't imagine a romance novel published today where the hero rapes the heroine and she falls in love with him. ↗

— Julia Quinn

#writing #imagination