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I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.


Jennifer Echols


#humour #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Do I look like I want to be involved in your teen love saga? Ask someone who cares.


Priya Ardis


#coming-of-age #e-books #ebooks #fairy-tales #merlin

Just when I think you’ve hit bottom you continue to amaze me,” Kyle said. “Or, does this get worse? Nothing would surprise me after this. Are you sleeping with a married man whose wife is dying of cancer?” Elroy didn’t think he’d done anything wrong. “I know nothing about his wife, or his husband for that matter. I don’t ask and I’m not out to break up his home. Lighten up, man. Everybody does it. It’s not like I’m going to freaking marry this dude. I’m only having a little fun with him. You wanna come with me? We’ll have a three-way. You should see the way this guy moves. It will blow your mind.” With that remark Kyle shoved his hands into his pockets and walked faster. “No, thank you. That’s not something I’m interested in doing. Meeting nice, decent people is the only thing that blows my mind. I just hope you’re using condoms, you goddman asshole.


Ryan Field


#gay-erotica #m-m-romance #rakes #the-ivy-league-rake #home

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #romance #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.


Dorothy Parker


#men #romance #humor

Nice dress. Take it off.


Janet Evanovich


#morelli #romance #humor

At some point, our lips met and it was perhaps the most wonderful thing I'd ever experienced. And truly, I guess there wasn't just one kiss, but several. A polite frenzy. A mass migration of delicate wildebeest kisses. I remember them as one transcendent event, though.


Dean Hale


#romance #humor

But Harry . . . even if we had met and married three years ago, you’d still say it wasn’t enough time.” “You’re right. I can’t think of a single day of my life that wouldn’t have been improved with you in it.” “Darling,” she whispered, her fingertips coming up to stroke his jaw, “that’s lovely. Even more romantic than comparing me to watch parts.” Harry nipped at her finger. “Are you mocking me?” “Not at all,” Poppy said, smiling. “I know how you feel about gears and mechanisms.


Lisa Kleypas


#romance #humor

My God, Jack - with a look like that, you two should just get a room. And try not to pick the one with a dead body next to it this time.


Julie James


#julie-james #romance #something-about-you #humor

my good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me to find occasion for teasing and quarreling with you as often as may be...


Jane Austen


#romance #humor






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