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#roma

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Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.


Gena Showalter


#lords-of-the-underworld #romance #seduction #humor

Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention.


Colleen Houck


#love #romance #humor

Di manapun kamu berada. Di situlah hatiku ada. Rumahku itu, kamu.


Hilda Nurina Sabikah


#home #love #romance #home

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.


Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

Hate. Huh. He'd never hated himself. If anything, he'd always liked himself a little too much. Once, a human female had even accused him of picturing his own face while he climaxed. He hadn't denied it, either, and next time he'd slept with her, he'd made sure to scream, "Strider" at the pivotal moment." --Strider, keeper of the demon of Defeat--


Gena Showalter


#demon #ego #gena-showalter #humor #romance

One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.


Lisa Kleypas


#romance #humor

Yes...and I'm worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you'll wind up making out with him too." "Don't be sexist. They could find me a female instructor." "In that case, you have my permission to make out with her as long as I can watch.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-and-jace #humor #mrotal-instruments #romantic #humor

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.


Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. "With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #romance #humor

I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down." I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file.


Janet Evanovich


#ranger #romance #humor






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