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#roman

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You've got an awfully kissable mouth.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#flapper #humor #kiss #kissing #kissing-quotes

The Challenge is to pry Bertie loose from Dain and his circle of oafish dengenerates,” Jessica said severely. “It would be far more profitable to pry Dain loose for yourself,” said her grandmother. “He is very wealthy, his lineage is excellent, he is young, strong, and healthy, and you feel a powerful attraction.” “He isn’t husband material.” “What I have described is perfect husband material.” said her grandmother. “I don’t want a husband.” “Jessica, no woman does who can regard men objectively. And you have always been magnificently objective.


Loretta Chase


#jessica-trent #romance #humor

I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans.


Jill Shalvis


#romance #humor

Neither would you, had you grown up in a library of melodramatic romance novels.


Clementine Holzinger


#humor #reading #romance-novels #humor

It felt like he’d been dragged through the nine circles of hell — by his testicles.


Kay Berrisford


#erotica #fantasy #humor #m-m-paranormal #m-m-romance

Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?


Nora Roberts


#romance #humor

I've loved him for a decade. And I had him for one day before I made a complete and utter mess of things. Or he did. I'm still not sure about that.


Sarah MacLean


#romance #humor

I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way." ~Evan Loehr


Jessica Scott


#romance #humor

That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me -- do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower?


Nicholas Sparks


#humor #romantic #humor

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'. David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich. Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.


Sabrina Jeffries


#romance #wealth #humor






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