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#romance

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #romance




Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine.


Rowena Cherry


#humor #sperm-donor #humor

Advising Mrs. Harris was the least I could do," David said smoothly. "After all, she was the one who brought me and my late wife together." That was stretching it a bit, since all Charlotte had done was give Sarah lessons in how to avoid fortune hunters, thus ensuring that the recalcitrant girl went right out and married the first one who approached her.


Sabrina Jeffries


#marriage #romance #humor

Gerti didn’t ask for help.” Miri swallowed and tried to calm her quavering voice. “It was my fault.” “So it was. Now you all have learned that those who speak out of turn choose punishment for themselves and anyone they speak to.” “So if I speak to you, Tutor Olana, will you get the lashes?


Shannon Hale


#fantasy #humor #romance #humor

Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink.


J.M. Colail


#humor #lgbt #relationship #sex #humor

Holy fu-" he starts then catches himself."Yes,this tithe will be most pleasing to her Goodness." Me and Magnus exchange amused glances.


Mari Mancusi


#paranormal #romance #humor

Reg: Speaking of blunt, dinner is on my bill tonight, mes amis. Alex: What's the occasion? Augustus: Lady Caroline's agreed to venture out on a picnic with out intrepid hero. Kit: I don't know why you keep insisting she's smitten with me. I've barely spoken five sentences to her. Augustus: It's very simple. Reg has thrown his entire being into pleasing Caroline. She knows every nuance of his thought and character. You, however, are a mystery to be explored, solved, and resolved.


Suzanne Enoch


#romance #humor

I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.


E.J. Stevens


#paranormal #paranormal-romance #urban-fantasy #young-adult #humor

But then it was over too quickly and they pulled away. She knew they couldn't stand there and kiss like a couple on the run in a thriller.


Joss Ware


#humor #romance #sage #simon #stereotype

Uncomfortable.Lord. I’ve been doing the comfortable thing my whole life, it seems like. And what did it get me? I think it’s about time I did something a little uncomfortable.


Louisa Edwards


#romance #life

Rindu membuatmu bertanya, apa dia menyimpan rasa yang sama?


Robin Wijaya


#puitis #romance #love






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