#ron

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#front #i #i am #killed #me

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#face #here #i #me #punch

I want to be strong, dominant. Like Wilt Chamberlain. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#chamberlain #dominant #i #like #strong

I play against a front and a back every night, Ming does not have to do that, Duncan does not have to do that, Garnett doesn't do that. I am the only one that has to do that. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#am #back #does #every #every night

We're just going to come out and play. We know that we're supposed to win all the games, but if we don't, we just have to take the next game and focus on what we did wrong in the game before and just try to do better at the next game. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#better #come #did #focus #game

You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for. ↗

— Bill O'Reilly

#exactly #exaggerating #face #front #guy

There's not a single business model, and there's not a single type of electronic content. There are really a lot of opportunities and a lot of options and we just have to discover all of them. ↗

— Tim O'Reilly

#business model #content #discover #electronic #just

Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort. ↗

— P. J. O'Rourke

#endless #foreigners #get #god #infinite

We should have an easier name to pronounce. ↗

— John Oates

#name #pronounce #should

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#comedy #direction #gone #into #ironic