#ruth

While Owen and Miles talk sports, I people watch. And this is what I see: teenagers trying to act like adults. Or how they think adults act. But mostly they look ridiculous, and I wonder what they don't want to do something that's more fun than drinking, smoking, flirting, and making out. Why are those activities considered to be fun? ↗

— Melody Carlson

#teenage #truth #humor

Women talk when they want to. Or don't. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#truth #humor

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#humor #lies #lying #sarcasm #truth

I think you have a pact with an audience in every picture, and I think the pact is to try and be truthful and to be real. ↗

— James L. Brooks

#be real #every #i #i think #pact

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. ↗

— Victor Borge

#anything #aspirations #because #between #else

When men have come to the edge of a precipice, it is the lover of life who has the spirit to leap backwards, and only the pessimist who continues to believe in progress. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#wit #life

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. ↗

— Elias Schwartz

#truth #humor

All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn’t be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty. ↗

— Hannah Harrington

#face #fact #funny #girls #humor

In those moments it's hard to remember that an angry voice is an invisible thing incapable of drawing blood. ↗

— Amanda Howells

#intriguing #odd #truth #humor

How hurtful it can be to deny one's true self and live a life of lies just to appease others. ↗

— June Ahern

#psychology #spirituality #truth #life