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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.


Rodney Dangerfield


#day #girl #home #i #me

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


Rodney Dangerfield


#could #hated #i #me #parents

Die Jahre, die man auf dem Buckel hatte, waren zu nichts mehr nutze: Man brauchte sie ungelebt, einen ganzen Vorrat davon. Denn je älter man wurde, desto mehr Dinge gingen zu Bruch.


Ali Shaw


#aging #ali-shaw #fantasy #german #time

The average American worker has fifty interruptions a day, of which seventy percent have nothing to do with work.


W. Edwards Deming


#american worker #average #average american #day #fifty

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.


Rodney Dangerfield


#call #dog #egypt #every #got

I had to find Mr. Brentwood. And I had to save him. Zeus, Inc. had saved the world 50 years ago when we had depleted our energy resources. The very same Zeus, Inc. that now powered a majority of the known world. And that power had come from the man himself. Without him? We would all be plunged into total darkness, knocked back to the literal dark ages. Chaos could and probably would ensue.


Robin Burks


#fantasy #mythology #age

The day before the Queen's Ball, Father had a visitor--a very young girl with literary aspirations, someone Lord Lytton had recommended visit Father and sent over–and while Father was explaining to her the enjoyment he was having in writing this Drood book for serialisation, this upstart of a girl had the temerity to ask, 'But suppose you died before all the book was written?' [...] He spoke very softly in his kindest voice and said to her, 'One can only work on, you know--work while it is day.


Dan Simmons


#charles-dickens #death #old-age #work #writing

If you've been told all your life that you're good-looking, people just flock around you and you never really have to try or have to learn an interesting craft, skill or hobby - or even have depth.


Brittany Daniel


#been #craft #depth #even #flock

Beauty, sweet love, is like the morning dew, Whose short refresh upon tender green, Cheers for a time, but till the sun doth show And straight is gone, as it had never been.


Samuel Daniel


#been #cheers #dew #doth #gone

The wise are above books.


Samuel Daniel


#books #wise






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