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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. ↗

— Frank Zappa

#another #anything #could #else #love

I've been married for 22 years. That's the only person I want. ↗

— Allen West

#i #married #only #person #want

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#about #computer #ever #everything #garbage

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#big #big ones #feeling #gives #little

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#hands #head #out #preclude #rule

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#combination #event #figure #figure skating #good

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#behind #bush #helping #important #kind

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#bosses #few #many #need #people

Nothing in fine print is ever good news. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#fine #fine print #good #good news #news

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#account #because #bowl #doing #every