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I used to sleep the sleep of someone who knew she was loved. Now, I didn't.


Kristen Ashley


#sleep #love

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!


Rick Riordan


#greek #humor #mythology #public-service-announcement #safety

Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.


Danielle Sibarium


#safety #humor

Actually, [Wax] said, we came here because we needed someplace safe to think for a few hours." Ranette: "Your mansion isn't safe?" Wax: "My butler failed to poison me, then tried to shoot me, then set off an explosive in my study" Ranette: "Huh.... You need to screen these people better, Wax.


Brandon Sanderson


#humor #safety #screening #servants #humor

If you haven't guessed it already," I said, something fervent and resonating slipping into my tone, "I need you, too." "Is that a yes?" he asked, pushing his fingers through my hair, fanning it out around my sholders and searching my face intently. "Please let it be yes," he said with a gravelly edge. "Stay with me tonight. Let me hold you, even if that's all it is. Let me keep you safe.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#cute #hush-hush #love #nora-and-patch #nora-grey

The most important thing to remember is that the safe word is for the client; you bring mace.


Isa K.


#funny #humor #safe-words #funny

Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V. If I could have your attention for just a few moments, I'd like to go over the safety features of this aircraft. It has an engine, to make us go, and wings, to keep us in the air. There are seatbelts, which won't do you an awful lot of good if we fly into the side of a mountain.


Derek Landy


#craft #fly #funny #malifecent #plane

Perhaps she was just looking for love in the wrong places. In all the safe places. What if love was not safe at all?


Mary Balogh


#place #safe #wrong #love

Flutters awakened inside her as he fitted his hands at her waist. "What if I don't like it? What if I want you to stop?" "You'll have a safe word. The second you say it, I'll stop." "What if I forget my safe word?" His lips twitched. "All you have to do is answer a security question, and I'll send you an e-mail to reset it.


Lisa Kleypas


#funny #humor #jason #justine #kinbaku

Friendship isn't partying with a group of people to get drunk or chatting with him/her once a week, it's exactly the opposite. Friends make sure you get home safely and they help you when you need it, no matter the scenario. They don't care about what clothes you wear or what you look like, and they don't last for a day. Real friends are more interested in what direction your life is headed rather than your popularity. They care about what you have to say and how you feel, and once you meet this person you'll know it without having to think twice.


Morgan Tang


#friends #friendship #home #love #opposites






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