#says

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer. ↗

— Pauly Shore

#everyone #except #guy #i #i love

The only reason I'm coming out here tomorrow is the schedule says I have to. ↗

— Sparky Anderson

#here #i #only #out #out here

As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done many things that nobody would have thought of doing. ↗

— Golda Meir

#anything #doing #done #many #nixon

I still have my bad days when I think I'm not getting everything I deserve. But those pass quickly once my Mother gets on the phone and says, 'listen, we used to eat rocks and walk 80 miles a day to school. ↗

— Bonnie Hunt

#bad days #day #days #deserve #eat

I love that we can trust Barack to do what he says he's going to do, even when it's hard - especially when it's hard. ↗

— Michelle Obama

#especially #even #going #hard #i

We need to have a culture that says 'the less energy you can use to be comfortable, the better off you are and the better you should feel about yourself'. ↗

— Roscoe Bartlett

#better #better off #comfortable #culture #energy

Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,' they really mean, 'not really.' ↗

— Dave Parnas

#anyone #mean #really #says #theoretically

What Bill O'Reilly says means nothing. What Stephen Bennett says means nothing. What God says means everything. ↗

— Stephen Bennett

#bill #everything #god #means #nothing

Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a lot of times Nature says, 'No you're not!' and crashes you to the bottom. ↗

— Jolene Blalock

#bottom #concept #crashes #gonna #i

It is unfortunate that Americans are no longer aware of what the constitution says and what their rights are. Because of that, we are often very passive about what happens when the government violates those rights. ↗

— James Bovard

#aware #because #constitution #government #happens