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Whatever anyone says, I think the opposite will happen.


Jessica Chastain


#happen #i #i think #opposite #says

I never met anybody in my life who says, I want to be a critic. People want to be a fireman, poet, novelist.


Leslie Fiedler


#critic #fireman #i #life #met

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.


Leslie Fiedler


#funny #funny thing #happened #i #i think

For instance, he says I let him play golf, and he says, he lets me be miserable in my job. Now - that doesn't quite sound right, does it? But nonetheless, I think for the first time in my life, I'm not going to be miserable in my life when I come and work at CNN.


Connie Chung


#come #does #first #first time #going

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.


Mark Kennedy


#airplane #automobile #biggest #computer #created

I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.'


Helen Fielding


#bread #break #butter #chip #come

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'


Tommy Cooper


#around #assistant #blind #bloke #calls

If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.


Arthur C. Clarke


#almost #certainly #distinguished #elderly #impossible

Drama school is fundamentally practical. I didn't write any essays, so I came out with a BA honors degree in acting.


Emilia Clarke


#any #came #degree #drama #drama school

Everybody always says that I'm the girl next door, which makes me think that y'all must have a lot of weird next-door neighbours.


Kelly Clarkson


#door #everybody #girl #girl next door #i






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