#says

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#back #bad #bad back #doctor #got

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember. ↗

— Dick Ebersol

#i #leather #meeting #pants #pretty

Anytime someone says we're channelling 1960s, I'm like, I'm in, I love it. ↗

— Lindsay Ellingson

#i #i love #like #love #says

You wont hear anything from me that says I didn't kill David. I did kill him. ↗

— Ruth Ellis

#david #did #hear #him #i

You just have to do your own thing, no matter what anyone says. It's your life. ↗

— Ethan Embry

#just #life #matter #own #says

I don't necessarily write everything as automatically assuming it will be collected, there's nothing that says Hitman will be collected, though it might be. ↗

— Garth Ennis

#automatically #collected #everything #hitman #i

George Foreman. A miracle. A mystery to myself. Who am I? The mirror says back. The George you was always meant to be. Wasn't always like that. Used to look in the mirror and cried a river. ↗

— George Foreman

#am #back #cried #foreman #george

Had I been placed among those nations which are said to live still in the sweet freedom of nature's first laws, I assure you I should very gladly have portrayed myself here entire and wholly naked. Thus, reader, I am myself the matter of my book; you would be unreasonable to spend your leisure on so frivolous and vain a subject. ↗

— Michel de Montaigne

#humility #montaigne #freedom

When a philosopher says something that is true then it is trivial. When he says something that is not trivial then it is false. ↗

— Carl Friedrich Gauss

#philosopher #says #something #then #trivial

I've learned in my years as a journalist that when a politician says 'That's ridiculous' you're probably on the right track. ↗

— Amy Goodman

#journalist #learned #politician #probably #ridiculous