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I have been told by the third grade teacher that my daughter Poppet is reading at middle school level. Yet if I leave Poppet a note in block letters telling her to feed the dogs I will come home to find the dogs have been ... given a swim in the above-ground pool, dressed in tutus, provided with hair weaves. What I will not find is that the dogs have been fed. 'I thought you wanted me to free the dogs,' says Poppet whose school district is not spending quite what D.C.'s is, thanks to voter rejection of the last school bond referendum.


P.J. O'Rourke


#dogs #feeding #freedom #humour #middle-school

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,


Jeff Kinney


#school #humor

I don't know about you, but I find the idea of a school at night time - imagining the silent classrooms in total darkness and the playgrounds left lonesome and bare - creepily peculiar.


Elizabeth Newton


#fiction #night #school #science-fiction #train

All those people who are chained here thinking that their reputations matter and this little shit matters are so freaking shortsighted. Dude, what matters is that you're happy. What matters is your future. What matters is that we get out of here in one piece. What matters is finding the truth of our own lives, not caring about what other people think is the truth of us.


A.S. King


#high-school #life #reputation #self-empowerment #truth

High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play sick mind games; boys try to pull each other's penises off and throw them in the bushes. If you can, buy the most expensive jeans in a two-hundred-mile radius of your town and wear them on your first day. If anyone asks how you could afford them say that your father is the president of Ashton Kutcher. When they are like, 'Ashton Kutcher has a president?' answer, 'Yes.' Everyone will be in awe of you and you won't have to go through a lot of pain and cat fights.


Eugene Mirman


#popularity #school #humor

There was nothing like a Saturday - unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball.


Nora Roberts


#school #summer #vacation #life

Throw in the intensity of emotions that come with that bittersweet summer sandwiched between high school graduation and the rest of your life...


Emily Giffin


#life

School is shortened, discipline relaxed, philosophies, histories, languages dropped, English and spelling gradually neglected, finally almost completely ignored. Life is immediate, the job counts, pleasure lies all about after work. Why learn anything save pressing buttons, pulling switches, fitting nuts and bolts?


Ray Bradbury


#school #life

My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.


Flynn Meaney


#love #romance #teen #teenage-love #ya

Only one day at public school and the bitches already made your locker rain?" she laughs. "Impressive.


Colleen Hoover


#school #stripper #teen #teen






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