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Monotony collapses time; novelty unfolds it. You can exercise daily and eat healthily and live a long life, while experiencing a short one. If you spend your life sitting in a cubicle and passing papers, one day is bound to blend unmemorably into the next - and disappear. That's why it's so important to change routines regularly, and take vacations to exotic locales, and have as many new experiences as possible that can serve to anchor our memories. Creating new memories stretches out psychological time, and lengthens our perception of our lives.


Joshua Foer


#psychology #science #art

Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.


Ellen DeGeneres


#science #funny

After reading the salary, I've decided that I must refuse. The reason I have to refuse a salary like that is I would be able to do what I've always wanted to do- -get a wonderful mistress, put her up in an apartment, buy her nice things.. . With the salary you have offered, I could actually do that, and I know what would happen to me. I'd worry about her, what she's doing; I'd get into arguments when I come home, and so on. All this bother would make me uncomfortable and unhappy. I wouldn't be able to do physics well, and it would be a big mess! What I've always wanted to do would be bad for me, so I've decided that I can't accept your offer.


Feynman


#life #salary #science #home

The real purpose of the scientific method is to make sure nature hasn’t misled you into thinking you know something you actually don’t know.


Robert M. Pirsig


#knowledge #mistake #nature #science #art

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


Albert Einstein


#human-nature #humor #infinity #philosophy #science

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.


Mark Twain


#humor #memory #humor

Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam? Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.


Albert Einstein


#science #humor

If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.


Joss Whedon


#science-fiction-movie #humor

It's like time travel only, you know, slower...


Christopher Moore


#humor

Myths, whether in written or visual form, serve a vital role of asking unanswerable questions and providing unquestionable answers. Most of us, most of the time, have a low tolerance for ambiguity and uncertainty. We want to reduce the cognitive dissonance of not knowing by filling the gaps with answers. Traditionally, religious myths have served that role, but today — the age of science — science fiction is our mythology.


Michael Shermer


#science #science-fiction #age






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