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He held up one finger. "I thought it wasn't loaded" Shane said. Second finger. "Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank." Third finger. "Killed over ice cream. Basically, any death that requires me to be stupid first." Michael shook his head. "So what's on your good list?" "Oh you know. Hero stuff that gets me rerun on CNN, Like I died saving a busload of supermodels" Claire smacked his arm. "Ow! Saving them! What did you think I meant?


Rachel Caine


#michael-glass #shane-collins #death

How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?" "I sweat perfume. Like all girls.


Rachel Caine


#shane-collins #death

Maybe you're not his type." Michael said "Oh, now you're just being insulting.


Rachel Caine


#shane-collins #death

Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave: (1.) I thought it wasn't loaded. (2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank. (3.) Killed over Ice Cream


Rachel Caine


#rachel-caine #shane-collins #death

Amelie said, “I won’t be your servant in Morganville. Nor should you be mine. Equals.” She offered her hand to him, and he looked down at it, clearly taken aback. But he took it. “Now defend what is ours, my partner.” He grinned … grinned! … and whirled to meet Myrnin in midleap as Myrnin attacked.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Stop using him, and start protecting him. I know he thinks he doesn't need it, but sometimes he does. Sometimes we all do.


Rachel Caine


#family #frank-collins #ghost-town #growing-up #morganville-vampires

I don't like this," he said. I don't like knowing you can't forgive me, Claire. Please, I said I was sorry, what do you want me to do? Beg?I will. I'll get on my knees right here if you want.


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #don-t-want-to-let-go #leaving-home #shane-collins #forgiveness

Ernie's past friendship. Your debt is to the living.


Jack Schaefer


#joe-starret #shane #friendship

Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #funny

I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.


Rachel Caine


#funny #shane #funny






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