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#shirley

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There’s a stereotype of what we are all meant to find attractive and erotic, but I don’t neatly fall into those categories. Satin lingerie, a heart-shaped tub, flowers and champagne don’t turn me on. You shouldn’t be scrubbed clean before you have sex. I hate boys who are frightened of pee and shit and menstrual blood. I say no to boys who want to wake up next to a fully made-up woman. I say no to boys who prefer stockings and garters to perfect nudity. Who wants a boy who won’t kiss you when you’ve just been sick? I want a man who will let me pee in his belly button. I want a man to accept the beast in me. I don’t want a man who thinks the woman of his dreams doesn’t go to the toilet. One does, you know.


Shirley Manson


#dreams

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.


Tallulah Bankhead


#photograph #shirley #should #temple #through

I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.


Jane Horrocks


#doing #fortunately #found #i #laugh

I love Shirley Maclaine. Love that woman.


Cameron Diaz


#i love #love #maclaine #shirley #woman

Shirley Valentine is a beautiful character and so well written. What Shirley speaks and thinks is so logical.


Loretta Swit


#character #logical #shirley #speaks #thinks






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